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Tyler Craig

Auburn

Summary

Dynamic professional with a proven track record at Aphrodite's Chosen, excelling in fast-paced environments. Renowned for exceptional communication and critical thinking skills, I consistently enhance team collaboration and customer satisfaction. Adaptable and detail-oriented, I thrive under pressure, ensuring effective problem resolution and delivering outstanding results. Passionate about continuous improvement and dedicated to making a positive impact.

Overview

32
32
years of professional experience

Work History

The Chosen One for Ashton

Aphrodite
08.2025 - Current
  • Self-motivated, with a strong sense of personal responsibility and Affection for Ashton.
  • Works effectively in Fast Paced Flirt:Roast Ratio Environments .
  • Skilled at working collaboratively in team " exercises"
  • Proven ability to make your days 100 times better than the Average Woman .
  • Excellent communication skills, both verbal, physical and written.
  • Uses critical thinking to break down your problems, evaluate possible solutions and make smart Non-Delusional decisions.
  • Paid attention to detail while completing assignments (when not blinded by your radiant beauty)
  • Works flexible hours across day, night, weekend, and holiday shifts.
  • Passionate about You and committed to continual improvement.
  • Demonstrates respect, friendliness and a willingness to help you whenever/wherever.
  • Proficient in giving Excellent Oral and Slightly Above Average Weinerings

Absolute Asskicker

Chuck Norris
12.1993 - Current
  • Self-motivated, with a strong sense of Pure Unadulterated Badass
  • " They say Tyler once fought off an Alien Invasion with Grit, Spit, and WHOLE LOT of Duct Tape"
  • Worked effectively in fast Life or Death moments
  • Skilled at working independently
  • "They say he wanders this world like a blur, merely fading into reality when The World needs him most"
  • Proven ability to adapt to the given battlefield and open extraordinarily large cans of Whoop Ass on a moments notice.
  • " one minute i was making fun of Ashton, the next minute I was in the ER with my head shoved up my ass"
  • Demonstrated strong organizational and time management skills while managing multiple projects (he can vanquish your foes by 7 and be in bed to cuddle you by 8)

Education

Ninjutsu Shogun - Stealth, Sleight of Hand

Quan Choo's School of Ninjutsu
Nevereverland
12-1993

Skills

  • Friendly, positive attitude
  • Teamwork and collaboration
  • Customer service
  • Problem-solving
  • Verbal communication
  • Problem resolution
  • Decision-making
  • Organization and time management
  • Active listening
  • Calm under pressure
  • Computer skills
  • Critical thinking
  • Excellent communication
  • Dependable and responsible
  • Flexible and adaptable
  • Attention to detail

Timeline

The Chosen One for Ashton

Aphrodite
08.2025 - Current

Absolute Asskicker

Chuck Norris
12.1993 - Current

Ninjutsu Shogun - Stealth, Sleight of Hand

Quan Choo's School of Ninjutsu

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