Summary
Work History
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Taylor Swift

Summary

I am a very driven individual as you can see by my multi-million dollar salary for singing to depressed young females and their boyfriends whom were forced to listen to my music. I love to manipulate the media into thinking I am a sweet innocent female, however, I am the baddest bitch there is. I know I could work a hoe with force in your felids!

I killed the old Taylor so new Taylor could thrive. This new Taylor would like to experience some hard work in the hot sun. I would need to have my staff with me to document my work at your business in order to create a life changing documentary of myself going through poverty. Would there be space for my air conditioned RV?

Really hope to meet soon!

xoxo

Tay Tay

Work History

Singer Songwriter

Myself

Sing my heart out for billions of people world wide about my failed love life and deep seeded daddy issues.

Travis Kelce's Girlfriend

Donna Kelce

Dating this mans because I'm in need of a new album soon. Will break up asap, after I get more publicity from his Super Bowl win. VIVA LAS VEGASSS gave me the ick.

Education

AUTOTUNE FOR GEEKS

Skills

  • Willing to break up with anyone for financial gain
  • Killed the old Taylor
  • Can pretend to like football for more air time on TV
  • Can use Q-cards to sneakily communicate across apartments to my hot next door neighbor while he has a girlfriend

Timeline

Singer Songwriter

Myself

Travis Kelce's Girlfriend

Donna Kelce

AUTOTUNE FOR GEEKS
Taylor Swift