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Noah Suchinski

Noah Suchinski

Hagersville,ON

Summary

Not super sure about my background I have never done one of those tests where you spit in a cup and they tell you things about yourself. Growing up my grandparents spoke polish so I guess that means I am polish. They also spoke german but i guess that makes since because of war and such idrk i fell asleep during history class.

Overview

1
1
Language
25
25
years of professional experience

Work History

Dog Dad

My Dog
Hagersville, ON
01.2025 - Current

I think my dog fucks with me but im not too sure and I am too shy to ask

Quirked up White Boy

From the Lord
Earth
05.2001 - Current

20+ years of trying my best

Extensive experience in being wrong

Makes oddly specific music playlists

Most of my ideas are "hear me outs"

Good at petting dogs

Thinks I am the funniest mf alive

Aggressive Hug Giver

Myself
05.2001 - Current

Do not know how long to hug or how hard and usually get both numbers wrong

Education

No Degree - Maybe Autistic But I Refuse To Get Tested

UNEDUCATED

Skills

    Could beat a bear in a fight

    Immune to all air born illnesses

    Can land a plane with no prep time

Languages

English
Limited Working

Timeline

Dog Dad

My Dog
01.2025 - Current

Quirked up White Boy

From the Lord
05.2001 - Current

Aggressive Hug Giver

Myself
05.2001 - Current

No Degree - Maybe Autistic But I Refuse To Get Tested

UNEDUCATED
Noah Suchinski