

Not super sure about my background I have never done one of those tests where you spit in a cup and they tell you things about yourself. Growing up my grandparents spoke polish so I guess that means I am polish. They also spoke german but i guess that makes since because of war and such idrk i fell asleep during history class.
I think my dog fucks with me but im not too sure and I am too shy to ask
20+ years of trying my best
Extensive experience in being wrong
Makes oddly specific music playlists
Most of my ideas are "hear me outs"
Good at petting dogs
Thinks I am the funniest mf alive
Do not know how long to hug or how hard and usually get both numbers wrong
Could beat a bear in a fight
Immune to all air born illnesses
Can land a plane with no prep time