I am quite proud of myself and believe that my abilities are unmatched by others. Because I am superior to those around me and others are envious of my accomplishments, I spend all my time rehearsing my face expressions in the mirror. I have an extraordinarily loud voice that may attract the attention of everyone around me. This is why I would proclaim myself a master of the arts and consider everyone who doesn't hire me to be beneath me and unaware of what I can give.