ASHVIN ARORA
Spooky Street Address :Boo City, Hauntedville,ON
Summary
INTERNATIONAL GHOST IMMIGRANT FROM INDIA - NEED A JOB ASAPPPPP !!.
Overview
66
66
years of professional experience
Work History
Ghost Whisperer at the Haunted Mansion - The After
01.1958 - Current
- Scaring unsuspecting guests with hauntingly good stories
- Helping lost souls find their way to the other side
- Communicating with the dearly departed through ghostly telepathy
Poltergeist Intern - Eerie Enterprises
01.1958 - 02.1959
- Mastering the art of flying objects and making eerie sounds.
- Collaborating with fellow poltergeists to maximize terrorizing potential.
- Assisting in ghostly pranks and supernatural occurrences
Education
Bachelor of Haunting Arts (BHA) -
Transylvania University of Scare
03.1958
Skills
- Languages: Fluent in English (IELTS Score: 99 - I speak English so well, it's almost scary!)
- Possession Prodigy: Able to take over inanimate objects and animate them with eerie enthusiasm
- Professional Scream Queen: Can produce bone-chilling screams on command, leaving everyone in fear
- Spine-tingling Storytelling: Master of spine-tingling tales that keep listeners awake at night
- Ghostly Charm: Can make even the grouchiest ghouls crack a smile
- Costume Chameleon: Expert in blending into the mortal world with disguises that are to die for
- Pumpkin Carving Extraordinaire: Carves pumpkins so well, even Jack Skellington is jealous
- Candy Corn Connoisseur: Can taste-test every candy corn brand and tell them apart blindfolded
Languages
English
Native or Bilingual
References
- Contact: GhostlyWhisperer@ectoplasmicmail.com - The Headless Horseman
- Contact: HauntingWithoutAHead@horrorville.com - Beetlejuice
- Contact: Bio-ExorcistExtraordinaire@emailthedead.com
Note: For a truly immersive experience, please read this resume in a spooky, Transylvanian accent. Muahahaha!!!
Timeline
Bachelor of Haunting Arts (BHA) -
Transylvania University of Scare
Ghost Whisperer at the Haunted Mansion - The After
01.1958 - Current
Poltergeist Intern - Eerie Enterprises
01.1958 - 02.1959