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ASHVIN ARORA

Spooky Street Address :Boo City, Hauntedville,ON

Summary

INTERNATIONAL GHOST IMMIGRANT FROM INDIA - NEED A JOB ASAPPPPP !!.


Overview

66
66
years of professional experience

Work History

Ghost Whisperer at the Haunted Mansion - The After

01.1958 - Current
  • Scaring unsuspecting guests with hauntingly good stories
  • Helping lost souls find their way to the other side
  • Communicating with the dearly departed through ghostly telepathy

Poltergeist Intern - Eerie Enterprises

01.1958 - 02.1959
  • Mastering the art of flying objects and making eerie sounds.
  • Collaborating with fellow poltergeists to maximize terrorizing potential.
  • Assisting in ghostly pranks and supernatural occurrences

Education

Bachelor of Haunting Arts (BHA) -

Transylvania University of Scare
03.1958

Skills

  • Languages: Fluent in English (IELTS Score: 99 - I speak English so well, it's almost scary!)
  • Possession Prodigy: Able to take over inanimate objects and animate them with eerie enthusiasm
  • Professional Scream Queen: Can produce bone-chilling screams on command, leaving everyone in fear
  • Spine-tingling Storytelling: Master of spine-tingling tales that keep listeners awake at night
  • Ghostly Charm: Can make even the grouchiest ghouls crack a smile
  • Costume Chameleon: Expert in blending into the mortal world with disguises that are to die for
  • Pumpkin Carving Extraordinaire: Carves pumpkins so well, even Jack Skellington is jealous
  • Candy Corn Connoisseur: Can taste-test every candy corn brand and tell them apart blindfolded

Languages

English
Native or Bilingual

References

  • Contact: GhostlyWhisperer@ectoplasmicmail.com - The Headless Horseman
  • Contact: HauntingWithoutAHead@horrorville.com - Beetlejuice
  • Contact: Bio-ExorcistExtraordinaire@emailthedead.com

   

Note: For a truly immersive experience, please read this resume in a spooky, Transylvanian accent. Muahahaha!!!

Timeline

Bachelor of Haunting Arts (BHA) -

Transylvania University of Scare

Ghost Whisperer at the Haunted Mansion - The After

01.1958 - Current

Poltergeist Intern - Eerie Enterprises

01.1958 - 02.1959

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